In case you ever wanted to see 8 cubic yards of compost get dumped on a driveway in Salt Lake City … SET TO TECHNO MUSIC!!!

He may be among the funniest people of his time, but you never actually hear him say anything funny.

Ohhhhhhhhh. I get it.

I think.

By the way, I can’t link to the article on RollingStone.com because it’s not on the site. I know. Not putting an article online is stupid and annoying. (And, if my logic is correct, maybe therefore also funny?? Perhaps among the funniest things of our time???)

This is easily the greatest thing ever. And I’m not even exaggerating.

I’ve exaggerated before, BUT THAT ALL ENDS TONIGHT!!!!

I don’t normally get ballet. But it’s pretty hard not to pick up the emotion in this performance. Beautiful.

I know this logo seems inappropriate and perverted. But it’s probably just to honor what founding benefactors Marie and Joseph Field did on their first date. (Way to go, Marie!)

I would like to have a beer with this candidate. Because that would mean he’s drinking beer and not singing.

Such a tough choice.